I opened the door and let the robber in.
I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while...
I ate my dads teeth!
Ive eaten so many legos. I could poop a star wars ship!
Today I ate 12 …
0 Days since the last toilet massacre
I spontaneously drop to the floor and play dead even when no one...
I ate cookies from the cats litter box