My Name is Roo. Meet Santa
I eat crayons and poop rainbows
Yoda is dead!
Alexandra was so proud of knocking over the tree!
I like burgers
I fixed the shower curtain
Find willow our cockapoo
I didn’t chew the coffee table
I killed dora the explorer
I opened the door and let the robber in.
I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they arnt...
I ate my dads teeth!
Ive eaten so many legos. I could poop a star wars ship!
Today I ate 12 …
0 Days since the last toilet massacre
I spontaneously drop to the floor and play dead even when no one has told...
I ate cookies from the cats litter box